started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
(via antonioperry)
if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
(via invisiblechickens)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
(via jickbirikit)
jagkttothefuture asked: swaggity sweggity swiggity swoggity swuggity swag
swagilcious
when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and
boys
(via thenordicks)
