Tittyz & Kittyz

unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream: Sweet Injuries Ashkan...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:14:23 +0100

unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream:

Sweet Injuries

Ashkan Honarvar portrays horrific injuries with whipped cream, ice cream, and other sweets.

boiledleather: The sync for the second gif is really...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:19:45 +0100

boiledleather:

The sync for the second gif is really remarkable.

swaggity sweggity swiggity swoggity swuggity swag

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:30:08 +0100

swagilcious

hazelgracelancaster: when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:26:51 +0100

hazelgracelancaster:

when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and

boys

mareeps: still not sure what exactly math is

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:39:52 +0100

mareeps:

still not sure what exactly math is

jo-annaharvelle: i feel personally victimized by matt smith’s haircut

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:55:34 +0100

jo-annaharvelle:

i feel personally victimized by matt smith’s haircut

there-might-be-coffeee: i may be doing my homework, but in my head i’m doing leonardo dicaprio

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:50:38 +0100

there-might-be-coffeee:

i may be doing my homework, but in my head i’m doing leonardo dicaprio

baby-scars: yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:14:38 +0100

baby-scars:

yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules

rlmjob: puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:27:50 +0100

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

jesuschristvevo: i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:24:35 +0100

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:36:30 +0100

passion: shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? hot as balls

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:22:06 +0100

passion:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?

hot as balls

did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:08:27 +0100

did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:06:51 +0100

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: jusst-another-day: simplymykayla: cnnbreakingofficial: if tumblr...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:55:58 +0100

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:55:23 +0100

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

wasps

those stringy things on the banana

commercials on youtube

sexintartarus: excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:39:33 +0100

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

bowtiesandlions: thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: I want the Doctor to take a kid as his...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:13:14 +0100

bowtiesandlions:

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion.

A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes.

No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.

And maybe, just maybe, after the trip, the kid’s view of life is changed.

And maybe the Doctor’s as well.

sensitivewhiteboy: In sixth grade this Pakistani girl who sat it front of me saw me wearing a shirt...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:11:44 +0100

sensitivewhiteboy:

In sixth grade this Pakistani girl who sat it front of me saw me wearing a shirt with a Hawaiian hula girl on it and she said really loudly for the whole class to hear “aren’t you a little too GAY for that shirt?” and I was just like “aren’t you a little too HAIRY for that skirt?” and she started crying and the funniest part is I ended up being gay anyway

Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:54:57 +0100

Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you